Zachary E. Guerrero

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We regret to inform you that Zachary “Zach” “Zachattack” “Zacharoni” “Vladimir” Elias Guerrero made his last wildly inappropriate and most likely sarcastic remark on February 14, 2021.
In October of 1992, Zach was born and immediately dubbed “the favorite,” much to the dismay of his siblings.
His mother wants everyone to know he weighed 13 pounds 2 ounces, and yes it was a natural birth.
From his first day Earthside, he tested the limits of this existence with a complicated birth and a huge hole in his heart (don’t worry, it closed eventually). His family’s constant love, support, and caring far exceeded anything Zach asked for, but he definitely deserved it.
He was reunited beyond the veil with his beloved grandmother Norma Giesler, great grandmother Ida Mae Taylor, his uncles David Rose and Enrique “Kiko” Guerrero, plus many dear friends.
He is survived by his devoted fiancé Breanna Williams, his fiery mother Kathleen Blessing, loving step-father Duane Blessing, father Raymond Guerrero, sons Levi and Nicholas, daughter Klóe, and his cats Ralph and Catherine.
Additionally, he is survived by his much older but shorter sister Jamison Lewis, his slightly taller sisters Olivia and Madeline Guerrero, his devilishly handsome brothers Thomas Guerrero and Taylor Blessing, and his baby sisters Sophia and Lily Blessing.

His grandparents, aunts, uncles, nieces, nephews, cousins, in-laws, extended family and beloved friends all mourn this loss. However, Zach’s demise will now allow them to emerge from his enormous shadow.
His regrets were few but include choosing to tase himself in the foot, allowing his fiancé to swindle him at pool bets, and that no video evidence exists of his exceptional singing abilities.
He was an amazing cook and had a zest for life that no other can match.
He crashed skateboards and cars alike, broke bones, listened to ear deafening music, exposed himself to deadly allergens without fear, swam in the Mississippi, fished knee deep in raging waters, and drove way too fast. Maybe that’s why he loved cats; nine lives just like him.
Although a less than average life span, Zach did not live an average life. He traveled where he wanted to travel, laughed inappropriately at every chance, learned what he wanted to learn, fixed what he wanted to fix, and loved who he wanted to love. He loved everyone.
In lieu of any services, he will be cremated and returned to the Earth, and a ‘Celebration of Life’ will be held in warmer months. Anyone wearing black will not be permitted to attend.
Online condolences can be left at www.baslerfuneralhome.com.