We regret to inform you that Zachary “Zach” “Zachattack” “Zacharoni” “Vladimir” Elias Guerrero made his last wildly inappropriate and most likely sarcastic remark on February 14, 2021.
In October of 1992, Zach was born and immediately dubbed “the favorite,” much to the dismay of his siblings.
His mother wants everyone to know he weighed 13 pounds 2 ounces, and yes it was a natural birth.
From his first day Earthside, he tested the limits of this existence with a complicated birth and a huge hole in his heart (don’t worry, it closed eventually). His family’s constant love, support, and caring far exceeded anything Zach asked for, but he definitely deserved it.
He was reunited beyond the veil with his beloved grandmother Norma Giesler, great grandmother Ida Mae Taylor, his uncles David Rose and Enrique “Kiko” Guerrero, plus many dear friends.
He is survived by his devoted fiancé Breanna Williams, his fiery mother Kathleen Blessing, loving step-father Duane Blessing, father Raymond Guerrero, sons Levi and Nicholas, daughter Klóe, and his cats Ralph and Catherine.
Additionally, he is survived by his much older but shorter sister Jamison Lewis, his slightly taller sisters Olivia and Madeline Guerrero, his devilishly handsome brothers Thomas Guerrero and Taylor Blessing, and his baby sisters Sophia and Lily Blessing.